Christadelphians Face Legal Action After Miracle Reenactment

Several animal welfare organisations are threatening legal action after a recent prize-giving event in which Christadelphians reenacted the miracle where Jesus sent a herd of pigs off a cliff.

Authorities were contacted following reports of an occult ritual involving some kind of exorcism, followed by other reports of flying pigs.

At press time, the superintendent was last seen desperately trying to escape from an angry farmer who had just discovered his pigs were missing.

Prayers To End Covid Accidentally Delivered To God Who Created It

An unfortunate switchboard error has resulted in all prayers for the Covid-19 pandemic to end being sent to the god who created the pandemic rather than someone who might actually be able to help.

Speaker Reminds Audience That Present Suffering Is Worthwhile

If you found yourself yawning and struggling your way through yesterday's exhort, fear not. The exhorting brother assured us that our suffering isn't worth comparing to the glory that's coming later.

Buried Ancient Scroll Found (BASF): Christadelphians Reveal Amazing Papyrus

Christadelphians are celebrating the recent discovery of an ancient document believed to have been written in the late 19th century, which appears to contain a list of barely intelligible statements about a collection of much older texts.

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