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Ecclesia Adopts The Lolcat Bible As Official Bible Version

In a move that is sure to get many Christadelphians' hackles up, an ecclesia has adopted the Lolcat Bible as their official Bible version.

A representative of the ecclesia in question has defended the change, stating that the Lolcat Bible was far easier to understand than the KJV, and that "Ceiling Cat" was actually a much more likeable character than the traditional Yahweh.

At press time, we received reports of a project underway to translate the BASF and the Christadelphian Hymn Book into Lolcat as well.

Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly.

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