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Christadelphian Stayed Awake Through Entire Lecture

A Christadelphian has reportedly stayed awake for the entire duration of a Sunday evening lecture. Witnesses are describing it as a "miracle", and a "sign from God".

The Christadelphian, a man in his early twenties, said he had not taken any illegal substances and was quite surprised he had managed to keep himself from falling asleep for the full hour and twenty minutes.

"I had a bit of a late one the night before, and so I slept in and missed the memorial meeting. I think that's probably what gave me the extra stamina I needed to pull through", he said.

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