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Christadelphian Not Sure What To Pray For During Emblems After Having Pretty Good Week

A Christadelphian has reported being unsure of what to pray about during the bread and wine after having what she described as a "pretty good week".

"I was a bit stuck for content. I had done all my daily readings, and had already prayed for generic forgiveness that morning to cover any sins of omission, so my slate was actually pretty clean", she told reporters, "so I just kind of said, 'hi' and asked what God and Jesus had been up to during the week."

She also admitted to finishing her prayer a bit too early and after realising everyone else still had their heads bowed, she shut her eyes and counted a further 30 seconds before taking another peek.

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